Yes, you heard Ann Coulter right. Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards is a FAGGOT.
In all fairness, THEORETICALLY she could be correct. John Edward's wife -- recent survivor of cancer -- COULD be "a beard" (I suppose). And their two surviving children (one was killed in an automobile accident) COULD be the result of a turkey-baster proceedure.
Ann Coulter is not married, but she has dated men... more than just one! And don't forget that in 2005 she was investigated by officials in Florida... a place notorious for vice (Miami Vice, CSI: Miami)... for filing an inaccurate voter registration form. Further, she has been publically called out on numerous factual errors, and is in perpetual denial about them -- which can be a symptom of mental illness.
So, in the same fact-crazed spirit as Ms. Coulter, and with an even greater degree of truth than she herself usually applies, let me propose the title for her next book...
Ann Coulter: Crazy, Disease-Riddled Whore.
UPDATE: August 27/07: Ann Coulter is still a crazy, disease-riddled whore.
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