Monday, October 29, 2007

FEMA Lies Make Baby Mothra Cry

More proof that the indomitable will of Mothra will not be denied:

Although US Government lies by press conference are so common they're (apparently) not noteworthy any more, FEMA external affairs chief John Philbin has been fired for holding a fake news conference about fake news with fake questions from fake reporters. Specifically, the fake news conference was addressing all the fake aid being made immediately available to all the wealthy, predominantly white victims of California's recent wildfires. This is in contrast to the real news conferences about all the fake aid to the predominantly black victims of Hurricane Katrina.

As this is a global-warming-related issue, Mothra has directly interceded, crushing Philbin's career, like a bug.

Mothra, Guardian Spirit of the Earth, smites you FEMA! Beware her wrath!


Cliff said...

Olbermann described someone in the Bush administration being punished for incompetance, rather than, say, given the Medal of Freedom, as up there with the four horsemen as one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

Anonymous said...

You seriously need help dude !!

Matthew The Astrologer said...

We all do, and that's why Mothra is here.