Ohio Rep. Paul Gillmor was found dead in his Washington apartment, but a cause of death hasn't been established.I've been digging around the Internet and spraying Luminol everywhere, and I think I've discovered the cause of death.
Gillmore voted for a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage. He voted against gay adoption.
It's an open and shut case. As a Republican, the cause of death was clearly... embarrassment.
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