Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Yet Another Republican Pervert

Pop quiz: an assistant district attorney... John David Roy Atchison... travels from Florida to Michigan for the purpose of having sex with a five-year-old girl.

A sample of the Internet pillow-talk that preceeded this, with the fictional child's father: Atchison promises "I'm always gentle and loving; not to worry; no damage ever; no rough stuff ever, ever" and "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty."

Question: what political party is he with?

Yes. Another Republican. The Party Of Lincoln is rapidly becoming The Party Of Moral Decay.

Oh God, please please please send us just one Democratic sexual deviant. Just one. And no, an office hummer doesn't count. The Republican Party seems to have cornered the hypocrisy market the same way Halliburton has lapped up all the easy blood money.

I'm getting sick and tired of using the "R" word over and over again. Just like this, except with the "F" word instead of the "R" word. Turn the volume down if you're at work or in front of the kids:

Sorry, guys... what "values" were you voting for, again...?

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