Monday, September 3, 2007

The "Values Voters Debate": Get Your Popcorn Ready!

I've finally figured out why it is that The Republican Party looks like they are simply pandering to the fear and paranoia of a bunch of right-wing nut jobs.

Because they are.

September 17th will see the "Values Voter Presidential Debate" (voters without values are advised to go to hell). Fine. Lots of pandering to the publicly prayerful --

Matthew 6:5-6: "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret...."

-- ahem...

...and nothing too surprising about that. But who gets to be the hood ornament on this show car from the party that brought you Larry Craig, the man who could plead guilty to an attempted sleazy men's room pick-up but can't admit he's (gasp!) gay?

The September 17th debate is going to be moderated by Joseph Farah, founding editor of World Net Daily -- where over 80% of readers asked thought that lobbing a few nuclear weapons at a few Islamic Holy Sites would make the world a better place.

Best value of the evening? All the hypocrisy you can eat for one low price!

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