Thursday, September 6, 2007

My Cybersex Session With Senator Larry Craig

LaCr694u: Hi want 2 chat?

Chironboy: Well, actually, I'm kind of busy trying to write my blog.

LaCr694u: Blogging is 2 hot. I'm only a 16 year old girl with C cups, but I've been watching lotz of porn 2 get myself ready 4 a blogger like you. Want 2 party?

Chironboy: Um, that sounds, um, lovely... but I'm trying to finish a blog entry about National Security Presidential Directive NSPD 51.

LaCr694u: Mmmm baby u r so hot.

Chironboy: You don't even know what I'm talking about, do you? NSPD51 could theoretically give the President Of The United States Caesar-like powers in the event of a "catastrophic emergency". And "catastrophic emergency" in this case is defined as "...any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions." It's so loosely defined that damned near anything could be used as an excuse to hijack the democratic process.

LaCr694u: I love touching myself. Want 2 see my cam?

Chironboy: Is this some kind of attempt to use sleazy sex to distract me from the real issues the world is facing?

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